Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

My ego is too big

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold