We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

“The human body generates more bio…

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore