In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back