Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
