Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!
I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…