I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
The odds are always 50/50- It either happens or it doesn’t– Unless everybody believes it can’t… In which case the odds go slightly… This is why your best bet
Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
