I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine