In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

If you fear death You will try to control God By controlling others To prevent them from killing you If you fear God

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

There Is Always Room For

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman