Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses