At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all