When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man