If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit