Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…