The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom

I have an idea: I have no idea

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs