In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

100% of success is showing up on time

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all