We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

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Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

God is the world’s only super-bower

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that