It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times