In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

As we grasp for total control And everything spins out of contro… God reminds us of all that is beyo… Which is everything But for what we believe

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut