Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you