The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
100% of success is showing up on time
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
