People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then