In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
When God closes one store He opens another
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value