The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
