In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…