You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…