Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack