In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle