I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
