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Chris Gaither

If You Can’t Keep a Family Secret, Then the Joke’s on You

Some families hide the truth in plain sight
By laughing at it
Although it gets confusing for a child
When the truth is a joke
That can’t be told
Because it’s only funny
If no one else knows

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They Would Bring Us to Heel. Instead, We Choose to Heal.

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Live Long and Proper

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Breathe

If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
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Huh? My name is What?

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
Zeno’s Paradox of Achilles and the Tortoise Is Really About Chasing the High

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Jack-In the Heart-Shaped Box

Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Read ‘Em and Weep

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
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Mating For Life Saved My
The Limits of Positive Thinking

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Like All of God’s Handiwork, a Sunrise Is Effortless; Now Get to Work

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Wherever You Are, There You Go

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates
I Have a Theory About Theory

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death



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