I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t