If a computer could speak we could not understand it

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time