A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval