I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings