In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds