Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives