Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost