The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off