As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish
The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
