Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…