If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes