Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote