Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted

I changed My mind By following My heart

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them