Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do