In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received
How many times will they try the i… (Bringing an end to the Eternal P… Before they do the only thing poss… (Fearing God instead of Jews)
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed