Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us