If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…