Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire