The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task