The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…