I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage