Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless