In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game