I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know