Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
All dressed down with nowhere to go
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead